1) Bowser > Auron > Ryu - That's still my call next round. How crazy am I?

I've got Auron over Bowser, with no Mewtwo and Toad bringing him down Ryu won't top Bowser.

2) Alright, now that you've said my bracket's screwed, is yours too?

25/36 is bad, right? And I have Jill and Peach both advancing another round...

3) Toad vs Ness?

Ness.

4) Not bothering to ask if Mewtwo deserves to come back, we all know he will. Easy one, out of those, who would he beat ?
Ness, Gordon, Yuna, Yoshi, DK, Tidus, Knuckles.

Ness and Gordon easily, Donkey Kong and Knuckles possibly. Don't see him taking Yuna, Yoshi or even that other loser.

5) Ngamer suggested poll: Peach or Meta Knight, who'll take 2nd today?

Peach. Duh.
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