1) Bowser > Auron > Ryu - That's still my call next round. How crazy am I?

Definitely crazy to some extent, but you have to be to call some of these things.

2) Alright, now that you've said my bracket's screwed, is yours too?

Mine was screwed from the beginning, since I pretty much chose my favorite in any debated match (and a couple not-even-debated ones).

3) Toad vs Ness?

Ness. Not a blowout or anything, but not really close either.

4) Not bothering to ask if Mewtwo deserves to come back, we all know he will. Easy one, out of those, who would he beat ?

Ness, Gordon, DK for sure. Probably Tidus. Maybe Yuna. Not Knuckles or Yoshi.

5) Ngamer suggested poll: Peach or Meta Knight, who'll take 2nd today?

I'm rooting for Meta-Knight, since I have CATS in my bracket, but I think it'll be Peach.
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FFXII NLB - finished - 39 marks
FFXII LLIENANMiNDM - Bhujerba (post-Ba'Gamnan)