Damn, I forgot to make a prediction today. Thankfully I have a back-up, but that Simon Belmont prediction is going to destroy me.

1) Trick question... Magus sucked and Big Boss impressed...how much does Phoenix get when he takes second next round?

I have to predict what percentage makes the board vomit Wrightisms? No thank you.

2) Alright, who takes second since they're all viable options in the end?

Magus.

3) Agent J vs Adventure?

Adventure.

4) Bidoof sucks. Convince me otherwise if you dare!

At least he's not Mudkip.

*has no idea which one actually sucks more, because he still only plays Pokemon Blue

5) Without looking at my bracket, how many matches in a row am I going to miss? Today's #3...

Link -> Bidoof was the first match I've got 4 points for since Samus -> Frog. And Crono -> Simon today. If you're doing worse than that...

6) Free card, ask Morgoth a tricky question if you want! Anything,

Is it really always sunny in Philadelphia? I've got my suspicions...
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