Might as well get a whole bunch of x-stats in when I have the chance...and this is the correct topic now.

Morgoth:
Luigi 31.00% on BL
Mudkip 22.50%
Pit 16.50%
Tingle 7.25%

Haste2:
Luigi - 31.00%
Mudkip - 23.25%
Pit - 18.00%
Tingle - 8.75%

Advantage: Morgoth.

Morgoth:
Ganondorf 35.00%
Vergil 18.25%
Thrall 16.25%
Ratchet 14.25%

Haste2:
Ganondorf - 35.00%
Vergil - 19.75%
Thrall - 18.00%
Ratchet - 16.00%

Advantage: Morgoth.

Morgoth:
Master Chief 35.00%
Yuna 27.00%
Vercetti 15.00%
Parappa 10.00%

Haste2:
Master Chief - 35.00%
Yuna - 27.75%
Vercetti - 17.00%
Parappa = 12.00%

Advantage: Haste2

Morgoth:
Liquid Snake 25.00%
Alucard 25.00%
Ness 23.50%
Zidane 18.75%

Haste2:
Liquid Snake - 25.00%
Alucard - 25.00%
Ness - 24.00%
Zidane - 20.31%

Advantage: Morgoth

Morgoth:
Dante 32.00%
Amaterasu 19.00%
Little Mac 14.50%
Matt 10.50%

Haste2:
Dante - 32.00%
Amaterasu - 20.25%
Little Mac - 16.00%
Matt - 12.25%

Advantage: Morgoth

Anyway, the stats for LS's pack is especially intriguing...Zidane, LS, and Alucard are like...perfect. Ness was simply an unknown, but that number seemed reasonable, too.

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